He loses it, he's throwing chalk and erasers, he shakes and pushes the teachers chair, then he demands that whoever threw it came forward. Thinks we've been making fun of him the entire time and he's just been trying to keep his cool. Hes writing something on the board and someone throws a balled up piece of paper at him. Anyway, fast forward to the end of the class. I thought we hit it off and it was all good. I remember he asked a question about why his head is shiny (because people asked I think) and I was the only one who knew the answer apparently oils on his scalp, its normal. He was short, stocky, balding, looked similar to George Costanza from Seinfeld.Īnyway, the class is going well, everyones relaxed since we have a sub, the sub was pretty cool. It was for the last period of the day too. We had a substitute teacher in high school one day.

No one looked each other in the eye for a long time. After the kid got hauled off to the office, she kept us locked in that room, alternately hissing and yelling about violence to others, accountability, standing up for others, etc. She got him immediate medical attention and then locked the classroom door, turned to us all, and chewed us out until she outed the perpetrator. Teacher came into the class and found him curled up under a desk crying. I was late to class and didn't witness it, just the aftermath. Some redneck prick kicked him so hard that he got a testicular injury of some sort. This poor kid in our class had some serious social disorder that made him really awkward/loud. Can you imagine how her house smelled?īut she could also be really cool.

Would bring one in each week on a rotation- hamster, tarantula, etc. Then she talked about scientific process.Īlso owned something like 70 rescue animals. When someone tentatively asked her how, she climbed up on the desk and jumped off, flapping her arms. Said she could fly, and challenged us to believe her. Hissing And Yelling - For The Right Reasons 1 clipped his ear, another hit his thumb, and the last missed.Ī stunt like that would get a teacher fired nowadays but I'll tell you one thing, he didn't act like a douche in his class after that. Teacher set 3 mousetraps, and threw them straight at the kid. He wasn't really asleep, just being a douche. Kid just lays his head down and starts snoring. We were gonna be working on them using bandsaws and other dangerous equipment. Well our teacher was going over a project we were gonna start, mousetrap cars. just generally being a douchey little 'thug'. Constantly talking, distracting other students, talking back, sleeping. Of course it freaked the f*** out of everyone until he showed us it was wooden and it was to show us to always respect the tools or you could easily f*** yourself up. For a clearer picture, he liked to start the first day of class talking about safety around tools, gesturing wildly, then proceed to 'accidentally' jam a carpenters knife all the way into his leg. Teacher was a grizzly ole Vietnam vet who didn't take s*** from anyone. This was years ago, but in high school shop class.

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